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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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Marshawn Terrell Lynch is an American actor and former professional football player who was a running back for 12 seasons in the National Football League (NFL). Nicknamed \"Beast Mode\", he spent the majority of his career with the Seattle Seahawks. Lynch grew up in Oakland, California, and played college football for the nearby California Golden Bears, earning first-team All-American honors and becoming the school's second all-time career rusher. He was selected by the Buffalo Bills in the first round of the 2007 NFL draft and played three full seasons before joining Seattle during the 2010 season.
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